oylmpians:

a list of current immortals

• florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
  
• keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
• jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
  
• harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 
  
• lorde: 1920′s flapper era
• hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
• john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
  
• paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

bitchevans:

oakttree:

bittyjack:

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

one of the most iconic pieces of literature of our time

sadgaymeme:

sweet dreams are

who am i to

spite-knot:

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices

usedly:

alisonzai: